Bad T-Shirt Messages

Our clothes are our personal forms of expression, and what better way to express ourselves even more than with a clever one-liner, right? A brief but concise message printed on a T-shirt can be powerful if done right, but if not, you might want to hire a lawyer who can help you get your money back on such an embarrassing purchase. You can scour the farthest and deepest parts of the Internet to find all those T-shirt-fails you probably skipped on social media, or you can go through our own collection of the funniest ones we discovered for your personal amusement!


We can’t truly claim we are done with school until we get to college, but no matter how many student loans a lot of us apply for just to get into college and to stay in it, not a lot of us make use of what we learn from there. Take the girl in the picture below for example; she seriously needs to review her spelling if she wants to get her degree. She does look like she’s enjoying life in college, but it’s probably better not to let her parents know that she only likes college for the nightlife, alright?


We are not afraid to flaunt our assets if we got them, and this girl is definitely not shy to take credit for her own God-given physique with a statement tee that could make anyone else feel bad. With a top like that on, she should have an easy time socializing, should she not? She probably would not, since whoever is cursed with the misfortune of reading the message on her shirt should have skin that is thicker than an attorney trapped in a highly contested court trial. If you just so happened to be that thick-skinned, we wish you all the best!


The girl in the picture below is basically an open book. Her shirt explains it all for us anyway, but we wonder what fate befalls her once she does get intoxicated. Does she know what to do after downing a couple of shots? Maybe she brought an extra shirt with her to the party in case anything happens, or maybe she simply removes it. That surely does not require the attention of a lawyer now, should it? We do have to give the girl some credit for being pretty blunt about how she wants her night to play out.


She does not look like any particular Hollywood celebrity that comes to mind, but her icy blond locks and her pink tank top does help her blend well with other California girls trying to land a career in reality TV. We did not even have to say it out loud; we know that you have thought about it, too. Whether earning showbiz credits by appearing on reality TV is a great investment move on her part, we can’t help but wonder why there is an owl printed in place of the ‘o’ in the word ‘almost’ scrawled on the top.


Technology has made such an impact on our daily lives that it has also greatly influenced pop culture and fashion where just about anything can be printed onto a T-shirt. Unfortunately, older generations may have a difficult time grasping the concept of technology, so they might not even understand where the graphic on the tee below comes from. That could be good for the girl wearing the shirt in question; her parents and older relatives would not ask about it unless they do understand the technology and maybe decide to take a few online classes to get with the times.


The messages we read on many T-shirts do not necessarily have to make sense all the time, but in the case of this particular statement tee, it seems to imply that the girl’s boyfriend knows that she has donned this top for the night and is probably somewhere nearby. He may not take her seriously enough since he probably thinks this is just a joke. Maybe she thinks that it is a joke as well, or maybe she did plan to lead him on to keep thinking that way. We have to give her credit for leading us on as well.


Did the man getting arrested in the photo below intentionally wear this shirt in case he broke some law? We do hope he gets a lawyer who can bail him out of whatever mess he got himself into, but we have to give the man credit for planning his outfit ahead. If this was all just a coincidence though, fate sure has its work cut out for today. He could also probably just love this shirt so much that it is some sort of uniform to him. No matter why he got arrested while wearing this top, he is surely not joking.


Maybe the men in the picture below are truly huge fans of the hit singer. Maybe they figured out how to attract as many lovely female Beliebers as they can, or they are just two big losers of a ridiculous bet. Whatever their reason is for donning these shirts, we have to give them credit for being brave enough to sport pink statement tees like these with dignity and comically humiliating faces. Most guys would be embarrassed to even step out of their homes clad in such tops, but not these guys. The guy on the right seems really happy to be there.


This statement tee was never meant to be a jab at everyone’s favorite Disney mouse couple Mickey and Minnie Mouse. For those who are not aware of who deadmau5 is, he is a recognized Canadian electronic DJ, and the man in the photo below is merely wearing one of the DJ’s merchandise. The mouse-shaped insignia by which many of his fans and contemporaries and colleagues in the industry have come to know him by looks so much like the Mickey Mouse emblem that Disney called their best trademark attorneys and tried to bring him to court but with little success.


Floundering in a swamp might request some cash loans for repairs, and with a shirt like this one, the message printed on it only seems to rub more salt in the wound. He probably planned all of this just to show the world his clever timing through this picture. If he did not plan this out, then it is a pretty cool coincidence for him to have sported this tee when he went to ride on the boat with his friends, or his friends end up in situations way too often for him to not pass up the chance to wear a top like this.


This looks rather difficult. Firstly, the artist behind that shirt is probably incapable of putting himself in the other person’s shoes. Secondly, anorexia is a common but serious illness suffered by millions on the planet, so the message is just a poor insult at all of them. It is fun though to know that he does not have a problem with being obese himself, though that should be a matter of concern as well since not a lot of insurance plans cover obesity. It is only fitting that this statement tee is in poor taste and simply too much of it.


He made a wish! He made a brave and rather positive decision to be so forward with the statement tee that he decided to don for the event. While the choice of shirt is indeed a bold one, we have to give him credit for wearing something that has been running on the minds of every man out there. The intention of the tee does not seem to show through in the photo where there seems to be no form of attraction, but maybe the night is still young. Maybe he is getting himself ready to attract some girls since this girl’s not at all!


Ladies adore a man so bold, so level-headed, and so smooth that he attracts many girls to his beckoning call, so most other guys out there who do not even fit the earlier description hardly meet anyone compatible. The man in the picture below seems like a kind and generous gentleman who seems just about ready to do whatever he can for the woman he desires or for all females everywhere who he feels deserve it, at least to a certain degree. If you do not consider that magnanimity, we highly doubt we can go on any further from here.


The statement tees that often come across as comical tend to have to do a lot with drinking which is no surprise really since this vice does provide a lot of funny content for T-shirt designers to work with. See the girl in the photo below who is so desperately struggling to down as much alcohol as she can. She could probably reach her own limit and still drink a lot more to a certain degree if she has no choice but to spend some time with the guy behind her. No party-goer enjoys being watched by someone else while quickly chugging down liquor.


We think we got a little too much information here. If this is the only shirt that she has donned for the whole day, we recommend her to go to someone with a medical degree and have herself checked. Being in a constant state of her flatulence ‘loading’ is not a good sign, but the ‘Please Wait’ under the loading bar makes this tee a whole laugh riot. The print is smart and witty, but those two words beneath the bar is a whole other story. We are thankful that she has given the world behind her a gassy warning.


This fail is just hilarious because the off-duty lawyer wearing it probably did not mean for this to be a joke, but accidental gags like this often get a crowd roaring with laughter to a certain degree. This shirt should have sported the phrase, “Clap your hands”, but this clearly turned out to be something else altogether. It is just so sad how he appears rather stern but fashionable! We worry over how many others have noticed the misprint on the shirt. Since we spotted it right away, we can’t simply look past it now.


We understand that everyone has their own standards for their ideal partners, and we respect that. We especially appreciate the honesty and bluntness credited to the man in the photo below with regards to his dream girlfriend; we find it admirable and honorable. We should always tell the truth, no matter how painful it is to hear it. It should not require online classes to realize that the truth is the ideal approach to navigating one’s way through the crazy world of dating, after all. We’re considering to buy a shirt like this, but we wonder if he has any clean spare ones like this.


We once again arrive at another instance of the right shirt worn at the right time. We can only wonder if he wore this shirt before he thought of playing with fireworks at home or if his family managed to change his damaged shirt into this instead after he wreaked havoc at home that would probably require some roof repair and got himself sent to the hospital. The latter idea seems more sensible, but we can’t help but think of how his family had to explain this to their insurance agent. He must’ve destroyed his shirt earlier, but does any other shirt explain his situation better?


A lot of us would give anything to be granted a chance to simply not think and be complete idiots of ourselves even for a little while. The shirt in the photo expresses that desire quite well to a certain degree. Our lives are stocked to the brim with our careers and personal responsibilities, so we would not mind to let go for even just a bit. A break from everything that we would normally worry about on a daily basis is a welcome change, so we are rather grateful for the girl donning this shirt for every one of us!


The T-shirt designer responsible for this catastrophe surely did not finish college with a degree in geography. He did not have to design the print for the shirt; he could have given this piece of work to someone who knows what the map of Asia looks like or how to find it on Google. He could have also done his research instead of going ahead with this tragedy. This mess is truly a matter of utter negligence. We do not mind it since the mistake is rather laughable. We appreciate the misprint; it is indeed a heck of a laugh riot.


This misprint is just wrong on so many levels. Firstly, the spelling is completely inaccurate. Secondly, the grammar is simply appalling. Third and last of all, the whole thing is in poor taste. Did anyone take note of the shirt’s misprint talking about a hamburger but instead displays a serving of French fries? The artist behind this shirt clearly holds no degree in the English language, but he should at least take some online classes on the language so as to better acquaint himself with the message he is just trying to put out here. No one should be spotted in this disaster.


The retired attorney may not have the best taste in fashion, but he can be pretty ballsy about it. If he was a couple of decades younger, this choice of style would have been quite disturbing and boorish to some people. In truth, we doubt that anyone could take him to be a former practitioner of the law due to the bright pink hue of the shirt. We do have to note though that there is a small defect on the text printed onto the T-shirt. If the shirt really was owned by some girlfriend of his, why was this particular text printed on it?


This seemingly stylish man surely found a rather loud shirt to wear in public, and he got his eyewear and hairstyle to match the message printed on his shirt. With all these three together, he looks like he’s proclaiming to the world that, “I don’t care what you think; I look fabulous!” The essence of “You Only Live Once (YOLO)” seems more pronounced by the sardonic smile on his face and his ‘swag on’ attitude. The shirt is not necessarily considered a failure, but the whole ensemble is just absurd. If he does live by ‘YOLO’, he probably doesn’t have insurance and likes to live dangerously.


Maybe we do not always have to follow the lead of anyone who claims to lead by example. Take a look at this safety worker in the picture who appears to be a mere passenger in the back tray of the pick-up. It looks secure and not against any rule that a lawyer has to argue with, right? He should have at least considered changing from his work shirt to some other shirt before he hopped onto the back of his buddy’s truck. Let us pray that no small kids who understand the print on his shirt get the wrong idea now.


Does the image below seem right to you? Do we really get the best that life has to offer when we hustle? This can only be answered depending on the context that is in play here since hustle can mean ‘to obtain by persuasion’, especially in a scenario of ‘shady’ and ‘unlawful’ business that would require the best attorneys to defend. We are now concerned over whether or not the woman proposing the idea of a good hustle is aware of the wily behavior that she is advertising and what her possible intent may be with spreading this rather risky message.


Donning this shirt in public is not the best way to socialize and befriend people in public, especially if you find yourself stuck on a cruise ship. He appears to be wearing the right expression as well here—brashness doused with a splash of remorse, which could be anyone else’s feelings should they be caught dead wearing this in public as well. The photographer who snuck this photo during his own cruise deserves credit for capturing this humiliating occasion. Please pardon us now as we make our way to the adults’ pool while we drop him off at the kiddie pool.


This young stud would probably have to say goodbye to singlehood sometime soon! He has soon spread the word to the world, and he is sure of his skills that would make him an astounding lover or partner or buddy. He has the morale of someone who finished college with a grueling finance degree since he is just sporting this for everyone in town to see. We wonder if this particular ridicule of females everywhere has been effective for him though. We have a feeling that he did not have to reveal his single state with this statement tee.


We appreciate his intention of informing us beforehand and find it rather considerate and deliberate. We would prefer it if you also told everyone else of your gassy condition, so this rather simplistic but useful shirt is the perfect way of granting yourself some space by warning others around you to keep a safe distance apart from you. We would advise you not to sport this shirt if you bear the intention of befriending people. This financial advisor has a winning smile, but no investments on his part can appear attractive to anyone if his shirt dons the statement, “I have gas.”


The shirt in question is not a classic T-shirt-fail in the sense of a misprint or a commonly misinterpreted message; rather, we can’t help but be both fascinated and confounded. We have to give the grandpa in the photo below some credit for being sort of a gangster. He is being true to himself and informing his ‘haters’ that he is not here to waste anyone’s time and that he does not want to have to get into an argument. We can only wonder how many ‘haters’ this sweet old man may actually have. We commend his bravery and his ballsy attitude.


The legendary rock group Nirvana is bound to have legions of devoted fans, so wearing this particular T-shirt is a dangerous mistake. Those who are not familiar with the band may not recognize the error, but fans don’t need a degree to easily tell that the boys printed above the band name are members of the clean-cut boy band Hanson which is in itself a wholly different vibe from the typically dark and grunge sound of Nirvana’s rock music. There is simply no way that this failure is hard to overlook. The artist who takes credit for this surely didn’t realize his blunder.


Wearing a funny T-shirt that sports a crude illustration of a person being caught and arrested may be fun and all until cruel irony takes over and has you suffering the same fate as a T-shirt drawing. It is quite the blunder, or it may not be to a certain degree. He may have planned this moment out like the man that we have already mentioned earlier. Matching your ensemble to your situation sounds like a cool idea in your head until it happens in real life. This top may have instead brought the poor man some great misfortune.


We adore the idea of printed T-shirts that come with a matching partner. When the concept of couple shirts come to mind, we often think of the rather frequent ‘I’m With Stupid’ shirts all in good spirit. If your husband has a pretty bad memory with little sense of direction and typically finds himself wandering and disoriented, having him wear a shirt that points to his wife Rita is an awesome way of providing him with a sense of safety and protection when they are both out and about in public. We give Rita credit for this sort of helpful guide.

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